I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
i dont even know how to be here
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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