I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
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