hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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