What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
I woke up with a half eaten bag of lettuce in my hand, wearing my Halloween costume from last year. Damn you tequila.
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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