Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
If I ever write a book, i'm calling it "why do i work with fucktards?"
It'll be a good sequel to my other book, "why do i sleep with fucktards?"
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
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