sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
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