Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
I also tried to solve my dog's itching problem with crystal healing. I'm so high, dude.
I just rubbed amethyst all over him and kept saying 'no bites.'
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
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