If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
How did I get so drunk? We had to fish that girl out of the Goodwill Donation Box.
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
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