She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
