Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
My ass is underappreciated
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
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