We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
Randomize
