Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
Turns out that my surprise "happy birthday" drop-in for my dad turned into a "my parents like afternoon sex a lot" realization.
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
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