yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
Highlight of my weekend: having my card suspended due to "suspicious charges" and standing in line at the gas station yelling at customer service on the phone that I really did go to 4 different strip clubs in one night
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
Your children are clinging to me like my teets are full of bountiful milkiness. They're driving me nuts. I felt my uterus shrivel up.
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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