We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
My birth control alarm gets more depressing every night.
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
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