i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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