I am slurping my drink like I am going to the electric chair
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
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