Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
A hangover is a type of food poisoning. Makes me feel better about calling out of work.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
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