Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
They've already turned me into the Dean of Students once because they felt 'unsafe' because I came home hammered and asked one of them to make me a grilled cheese sandwich. Like, I just ASKED!
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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