So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
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