I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
Last night was a sign that I need to stop sleeping with any girl that can quote the mighty ducks
Specially the ones that look like Goldberg
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
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