Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
Randomize
