So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
The guy at the liquor store just checked my id and said "oh it's you"
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
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