none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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