I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
Dear Beer Goggles, it's time to see the eye doctor. With love, your biggest fan.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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