i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
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