Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
Mars, I'm going to name my child horatio mars. He will hate me till he gets high. Then he'll understand
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
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