I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
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