Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
while you were getting the key to the dorm from the lobby i was giving a drunk monolog to the security camera about my life
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
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