My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
so he came in me this morning and i was like WTF DUDE. i called him Daddy until he agreed to pay the full $40 for plan B. He wants to name our Patrick because it will be a st pattys day baby. absolutely NOT.
let's get her a shirt that says "i went to key west for spring break and all i got was this illegitimate child."
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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