Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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