I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
After I finished inserting the catheter he said he thought my name was familiar. Didn't have the nerve to tell him he was my fifth grade teacher.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
Nooo, I ran into two if my exes, both having their engagement parties at the bar. It was like a fucking Eskimo family reunion, but with more tequila.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
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