She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
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