The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
He tugged on my tampon string and said 'there's a snake in my boot'. Needless to say he called me Woody and quoted Toy Story the rest of the night.
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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