I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
that is very illegal...i love you.
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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