Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
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