So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
don't judge my taste in strippers
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
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