If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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