Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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