So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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