you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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