Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
I just lost $50 at the races, got drunk, and woke up to my ex-gf. Apparently the good decisions kept on rolling...
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
Somebody started a fire in the kitchen. I puked on it till it went out. The firemen high fived me.
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
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