break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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