I love black thongs
Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
I fell asleep with my vibrator still in me. I am the Queen of Sad Masturbation.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
Randomize