Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
IN THE MIDDLE OF HOOKING UP, HE IS CALLED AWAY ON AN "EMERGENCY". FUCK THAT, MATT'S CAR IS NOT AS URGENT AS MY THIRST.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
It's 9:07 in the morning and I am so hungover right now I'm about to take the kids I'm babysitting to mf'ing Popeyes bc that's all I want in this world
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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