I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
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