Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
I'm the fucking queen of sexting. I just made a blowjob sound so poetic I'm wishing I were a guy just so I could blow me. Learn from me.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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