So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
There are huge fuckin pieces of palm tree in the road. what a road hazard. as i sit here and text you as i swerve to miss them
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
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