Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
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