how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
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