Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
Apparently I blacked out and started wrestling with some dude last night. Just found out I might have dislocated his shoulder. Best part: he still wants to bone me
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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