Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
dude, osama threatened the US again
dude. i slept with your sister last night
what?
I saw that as an opertune moment to drop some big news
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
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