Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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