i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
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