A little boy walked by his parents room one night, looked through the keyhole, and said "and that bitch tells me to stop sucking my thumb!"
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
I had a dream about a turtle sitting on top of a horse skull. I'm certain its a symbol for my dead sex life. Trust me.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
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