I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
I think I'm pregnant with his hipster baby. It keeps kicking my stomach to the beat of mgmt songs.
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
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